It's official. If you are a Democrat, your vote doesn't count. The Democrat presidential
nomination will eventually be decided by superdelegates and the uncommitted superdelegates
in Congress overwhelmingly say they won't necessarily back the candidate who wins
the most primary delegates. Instead,
they will vote based on which candidate will be most electable.
Oh, those wacky Dems.
With Hillary appearing dead in the water, the media has had time to focus on more
important things, like the
climate tour John McCain is planning. And polls on which
candidate will be the greenest. (For those of you in government schools, green is
codeword for more socialist government.) It was reported that
nuclear energy is on the agenda of all three presidential
candidates, but I'll be darned if I've heard it from their own mouths.
One thing the liberal media failed to report, again, was a headline in the Washington
Times entitled
'Once Secret Memos Question Clinton Honesty.'
The timing was incredible, coming as it did on the very day Hillary was counted
out. Who knows, it might be possible to actually report on Clinton scandals now.
I did my bit. My article this week is
'Open Season On Clinton Scandals?' Before you
get too depressed, let's move on to the:
GOOD NEWS:
Yet another
report is published, this one by the scientists at the
National Center For Atmospheric Research, that show the climate models used to predict
global warming may have been off a tad. Apparently the Antarctica stats were faulty.
Guess we're not gonna melt after all. GIGO.
'Academic Freedom' legislation is advancing in four states.
The proposed bills would guarantee both teachers and students the ability to challenge
the tenets of Darwinism without fear of reprisal. And here I thought that was already
guaranteed under free speech.
Two conservative organizations, run by Floyd Brown and David Bossie, have merged
to create
two new websites targeting Obama.
A Maryland judge has
ruled against Islamic divorce. Muslim men living in Maryland
will no longer be able to divorce their wives merely by saying "I divorce thee"
three times. How do you say 'community property' in Islam?
Bad news for Democrats, jobless claims posted a
sharp decline last week.
GOVERNMENT AT WORK:
The
cost
of mailing a letter goes up a penny to 42 cents on Monday, the latest in
what are expected to be annual price adjustments by the Postal Service.
Speaking of money, eight ships that were supposed to be the latest weapon for stopping
terrorists, illegal immigrants and smugglers
now float unused in a Coast Guard shipyard. That's a cool
$100 million boondoggle.
Another boondoggle in the making: The UN
has broken ground on the $1.9 billion renovation of its
New York Headquarters. This could put taxpayers on the hook for another few hundred
million. If anyone were counting.
Yet another multi-million dollar bill for taxpayers: The militant and extremist
Mexican group, 'La Raza' that already gets millions of U.S. federal grant dollars,
will be the proud recipient of another multi-million dollar
earmark. Courtesy of Barney Frank. Remember him? He ran a cathouse from his DC apartment.
In order to maintain this level of spending, Democrats have decided they need more
tax dollars. Senate Democrats last week
called for a windfall profits tax on oil companies and a
rollback of $17 billion in oil industries tax breaks. No one seems to notice that
the government receives more than twice the windfall profits of the evil oil companies,
in the form of the gasoline tax. Anyone hear
this windfall mentioned?
CULTURE:
An ever growing number of gay couples are
paying surrogate mothers to carry their babies, turning
the concept of traditional families on its head. Schools in Minneapolis are now
officially
indoctrinating students in 91 school districts in the joys
of homosexuality. Nary a thought is given to
recent report from the EU that actually charts the decline
of the family. And the fact that Japan is now the
land of disappearing children, a slow-motion demographic
catastrophe that is without precedent. You'd think libs actually want to destroy
families.
ESSENTIAL TRIVIA:
Now you can kick the oil habit and
make your own ethanol thanks to the newly developed Micro-Fueler.
A word of caution however, the amount of corn it will take to fill your tank could
feed a family for one year.
Another cool new gadget is the
'Lifesaver' bottle. It looks just like an ordinary sports
water bottle but contains an extremely advanced filtration system that makes water
filled with deadly viruses and bacteria completely clean in just seconds. Imagine
the applications.
A
new idea in mortuary science involves dissolving bodies
with lye, in a process called alkaline hydrosis. What a way to go. More ghoulish
news as antiwar moonbat group
Code Pink is including witchcraft in their desperate attempt
to give peace a chance. Latest rally included casting spells and performing rituals
'to impart wisdom' on how to end the war. There may be something to that stuff
- I just got a really sharp pain in my gluteus maximus.
IDIOTS OF THE WEEK:
A woman has
broken the breast implant record. After eight surgeries, she's now a triple
F. That's two quarts of silicone for each boob. She's very pleased with her new
record.
Tying for first place is the infamous 'pants-suit' judge. He lost a $54 million
suit against a dry-cleaners for losing a pair of his pants. He is now
suing to get his judgeship back and at least $1 million
bucks in damages.
Till next Monday,
Nancy Morgan
This article may be reprinted, with attribution.