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Culture Watch, Vol. 41
Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com
November 17, 2008
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Obama had to skip his grandmother's funeral - he was too busy settling
into the new 'Office of the President-Elect'. Meanwhile, markets continued their
downward spiral. The DOW lost almost 14% of its value in the first week following The One's election.
Ouch.
The feeding frenzy on Capitol Hill continues as cities, banks, automakers, etc. line up for their piece
of the bailout money, courtesy American taxpayers. To date, $290 billion has been
pledged, yet no action has been taken to fill the independent oversight
posts established by Congress.
Despite a tanking economy, Dems have decided to make investigating the Bush administration one of their first
priorities. "We could spend the entire next fours years investigating the Bush years,"
they gleefully stated.
Now appearing on D.C. buses |
CULTURE:
Just in time for Christmas, these ads, asking, "Why Believe In God?", will be plastered
on DC buses throughout December. In Massachusetts, a new ad campaign promotes a web-site that will help you cheat on your spouse.
Lovely
A lawsuit
has been filed against two officers at Camp Lejeune Marine Training Base
for banning a civilian worker from publicly condemning Islamic terrorists.
In Nebraska, the number of teens dropped off under the state's 'safe-haven law'
has almost tripled to three a week since Gov. Heineman announced that lawmakers
would rewrite the law to cover only babies. And last, but not least, Thomas Beatie,
the 'pregnant man' who gave birth to a daughter earlier this year, has announced
that
he is pregnant again. For some reason, there's an awful lot of:
SEX IN THE NEWS:
From the 'Let Them Eat Cake' files: The Pastor of a Dallas mega-church has urged
his parishioners to commit to
"seven days of sex." Meanwhile, an Australian holiday resort announced it
will be holding a month-long, nude 'anything goes' party. Good news for these party goers:
A new spray
has been developed which can make sex last longer. It also helps with premature
ejaculation.
Mexico City has decided to give out Viagra to men 70 and older because sexuality "has
a lot to do with quality of life and our happiness." In the UK, a couple was arrested for having public sex on a train. Also
in the UK, a
British couple divorced after the husband was caught have a 'virtual affair'
with a female character in an online role-playing game.
A 56 year-old grandmother in Ohio gave birth to her own triplet grandchildren. An increasing number of countries
are making spreading HIV a crime.
GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS:
The Dallas Independent School District continues to hand out fake social security numbers to illegal employees,
despite being told to stop. The principal of a small elementary school in Vermont
is under fire for blocking kids from saying the pledge of allegiance. He's concerned
that it isn't inclusive enough and holds non-parrticipating children
up to scorn. Right...
In the UK, a teacher has seen exam pass rates increase by 65% after she suspended a quarter of her students.
A new study has found that the 'self-esteem movement' favored by parents and teachers,
may have gone too far. Ya think?
ESSENTIAL TRIVIA:
Saudi Arabia presided over a two-day UN conference on religious tolerance. The UK is
facing a sperm donor shortage after they reversed confidentiality
laws. The UK is also running out of graveyards - they're now doing funerals like
they do their buses - double-decker.
Gus: World's ugliest dog. RIP |
RightBias bids farewell to Gus, a one-eyed, three legged
winner of the World's Ugliest Dog award. He succumbed after a bout with cancer. RIP
Click here to find out 50 things you didn't know about Obama.
Click here to check out the new Barack Obama Jokes website.
Click here to check out ' The Twenty Five Points Of Hitler's
Nazi Party'
IDIOT OF THE WEEK:
In a historic first, the winner of this week's
Top Idiot Award is an animal. In a clear case of statue-tory rape, this
moose obviously confused life and art. He got away with this indiscretion after
issuing a public apology and agreeing to attend sensitivity training. Personally,
I think he got off easy because he was a FOB. (friend of Bill:)
Till next week, keep smiling,
Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com
Culture Watch may be reprinted, with attribution to
RightBias.com
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