Last week, the networks were all abuzz with sex and race. For those of you who delight in the doings of elite hypocrites with an excess of hubris, tune into the old media. As for the 'conversation' on race sparked by Obama's anti-American minister, even though I'm not eligible to participate due to the fact that I'm white, I decided to start my own conversation with my weekly article, White Racism.

 

As the focus on Spitzer's hooker and Obama's minister dominated the airwaves, our elected officials were hard at work on our behalf:

 

Government At Work:

 

As gold and oil reached record highs and the dollar fell to record lows, (causing the US economy to lose its world number 1 spot) the Democrats submitted a budget for FY 2009 that adds $3,000 to the $25,00 every household already pays in taxes. Meanwhile, 38 Republicans voted against a competing GOP budget. Tell me again, what's the difference between democrats and republicans?

 

Our elected officials have decided to remove China from its list of the world's worst human rights violators. China promptly declared a 'people's war' to control Tibet, in response to the largest Tibetan uprising in 20 years. Latest casualty count: 100

The IRS used $42 Million of our tax dollars to send a letter telling taxpayers their rebate is in the mail. On the state level, a major city has enacted a 'baggy pants' law governing how low pants may ride on someone's backside. Thank you, bureaucrats, for protecting Americans from the sight of butt cracks.

 

Speaking of Bureaucrats:

 

An honors student and vice president of his class at Sheridan Middle School was suspended and stripped of his title for buying a bag of Skittles from another student. Good to know our children are being protected from tooth decay, if not from AIDS, STD's and global warming propaganda.

 

Speaking of STD's, at least one in four teenage girls nation-wide has a sexually transmitted disease. Oh, and according to the CDC, the U.S. syphilis rate is up for the seventh straight year. These figures may be a direct result of schools teaching social justice and self esteem instead of the three R's. Latest example: A book containing graphic descriptions of sodomy, with numerous uses of the 'f' word and vulgar references to Mother Theresa and God, is being supplied to students in Illinois.

 

Let's not forget the latest sterling example set by New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, who courageously declared himself a "vagina friendly mayor" as he welcomed "Vagina Day" founder, Eve Ensler to New Orleans.

 

Question: Why are vaginas being celebrated while butt cracks are being outlawed? Isn't that discrimination? I have an inquiring mind. I'd like to know.

 

Meanwhile, the media continues to ignore Iraq. This lack of news means we're winning. God Bless America.

 

Good News:

 

A 19 year-old medic from Texas will become the first woman in Afghanistan. and only the second woman since World War II, to receive the Silver Star, our nation's third highest medal for valour. The silence from feminists continues to deafen.

 

Heartland Institute has stepped up to the plate to combat the supposedly 'settled' issue of global warming. They started with a conference in New York which was met with media silence. Second phase is a nation-wide ad campaign showing how Father Earth's (Algore) actions don't match his rhetoric.

 

While we're on the subject of actions vs rhetoric, environmental champion, Sen. Kennedy, the guy that wants wind power for everyone else as long as it doesn't interfere with his view, was filmed dumping diesel oil from his boat into Nantucket Bay. His nephew, JFK, Jr. continues to pollute the environment by flying around in his private jet telling other people to turn off their lights. I'd laugh, if not for the fact that millions of Americans are buying their shtick.  I digress...

 

Two radio networks have merged, creating a powerhouse called IRN USA Radio News. Their mission: To counter the "disinformation" from the "controlled media." Though the Dems continue to push for a so-called Fairness Doctrine to quash this heresy, President Bush has stepped up to the plate, vowing to veto any 'Fairness Doctrine.'

 

Lastly, a pro-homosexual group has called off its boycott of Ford Motor Company. It seems plummeting sales have forced Ford to reduce its aggressive, pro-homosexual policies. Also heartening, a committee of the Ukrainian Parliament is calling for a halt to the popularization of homosexuality. Baby steps, baby steps.

 

Sharia Creep:

 

Muslims are learning how to work the system to achieve ends they can't achieve on the battlefield. It seems leaders of the world's Muslim nations are banding together to consider taking legal action against those that slight their religion or its sacred symbols. Trial lawyers rejoice.

 

Indiana voters just elected a Muslim to Congress, only the second of that faith chosen in U.S. history. Meanwhile, our tax dollars are funding the Tarek ibn Ziyad Academy, a popular, rapidly growing K-8 charter school in Minnesota. Isn't there a law against religion in public schools? I'm so confused.

 

Weird Stuff:

 

Have you heard about the Air Car? It can really fly. It has four seats, four doors and four wheels in 'ground mode' but in a matter of seconds, its giant wings fold out to reveal a pair of propeller engines. Imagine that.

 

In the hope of leaving you all with a smile on your face: Radhakant Bajpai, a grocer from India, has set a new world record for long ear hair.

 

Until next Monday,

 

Nancy M

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