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A skiier in Vail ended up pantless, hanging from a ski lift.
Top Idiots Of The Week
Nancy Morgan
January 18, 2009

These animal rights idiots deserve this week's prize for having the courage, yes, raw courage to publicly strip and sit in a cage in order to make a point about, well, we're not sure. I think their protest had something to do with naked animals. Caution: This video is not a pretty sight.

Tied for first place is an 'international medical organization.' This group has actually recommended that children as young as 12 who question their sexual identity (who doesn't?) be given drugs that block the onset of puberty. Why? In order to give the little darlings the time to decide which sex they want to be. I kid you not.
Passions flared a bit too brightly for an excitable Australian woman. She has been accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair. She has been charged with murder.

Speaking of passions: A Dublin man got so worked up during a protest of, what else, Israel's assault on the bomb throwers in Gaza, that he set himself on fire. He couldn't even do that right, as onlookers managed to save his sorry ass.

A 36-year-old California man was arrested and booked in the Monterey County jail after allegedly selling his daughter for marriage and then calling police to complain that her buyer had not paid off his debt.

A primary school in the UK earned a place on this list by banning the use of the word "school" in its title. Apparently its connotations were too negative. Aargh.

State Senator Lisa Gladden

Maryland State Senator Lisa Gladden wins this week's Most Idiotic Statement Of The Week award for her gushing statement, caught on tape, to a political reporter, “It doesn’t matter if the state of Maryland is broke as long as Barack Obama is going to be President of the United States – this is great!” Maybe the real idiots are the ones that elected her.
In a close runner up for most idiotic statement is a doozy made by NASA's James Hansen. He flatly stated that "Barack Obama has only four years to save the world." Words fail...

A woman in Ocala was jailed for hitting herself with a frying pan and then blaming her husband.
A naked burglar encountered an 88 year-old woman who managed to fend him off by giving his privates a big squeeze.
A man and his girlfriend had lunch at a food court in Fayetteville, N.C., then left a tote bag filled with marijuana, crack and cash under the table. It was gone when they returned, so they went to mall security to reclaim it and were promptly arrested.
A bank robber solved his own crime for authorities last week, leaving a pay stub with his name and address at the scene, according to the Chicago office of the FBI.
Not all criminals are stupid, as evidenced by a Canadian inmate who got a court to award him $12K because he got stabbed in the butt with a plastic weapon after a dispute over telephone use. Think he'll still call collect? 

A 7ft 2in Pakistani woman is expected to be allowed to stay permanently in Britain because she claims her height has made her a target at home.

A spinster who obsessively hoarded clothes died in her home after a mountain of suitcases fell on her, burying her alive. I think there's a moral to this story.
A Detroit defense lawyer received a letter from the IRS in November that said he owed the IRS money — five cents. He was warned that he should pay "to avoid additional penalty and/or interest," He then received a second letter telling him the government owes him money — four cents. He was told he would have to request the refund. Hey, maybe things will improve if we appoint a tax cheat to head the IRS. Ya think?

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So many idiots, so little space. Till next week..

Nancy Morgan

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