Northwestern University has, incredibly, invited disgraced former Gov. Blagojevich
to
lecture their students on ethics. "Ethics in Politics: An
evening with Former Governor Rod Blagojevich" I kid you not.
Everybody's favorite useful idiot, Sean Penn,
has unloaded on critics of his recent mercy mission to Haiti.
Penn hopes they all die of rectal cancer.
People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals once again makes our list. PETA has
called for Knut the polar bear, who shot to global stardom as a cub in 2007,
to be castrated to avoid incest with his cousin.
A deputy sheriff in Tennessee accidentally locked himself in a jail cell. His solution?
He tried to
shoot his way out. Fortunately his superiors relieved him of duty.
MOST IDIOTIC STATEMENTS:
In a week chock full of idiotic statements, Nancy Pelosi takes the cake. As four
fellow Dems bit the dust for ethics violations, she
stated with a straight face, that she is running the most
ethical Congress in history. Duh...
Al
Gore: "I, for one, genuinely wish that the climate crisis were an illusion."
If you believe that, there is a job awaiting you in the Obama administration.
JUST PLAIN STUPID:
The American Psychiatric Assn. has proposed that out-of-control sexual appetites
be included as a diagnosis in the next edition of the Diagnostic
and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. How cool is that? With a stroke of a
pen, acting like a slut will no longer be your fault.
No word yet if this new disorder will be covered under Obama's health bill. Sigh.
DANGEROUS IDIOTS:
A drunken driver who was otherwise engaged in sexual activity with a woman in his
truck
plowed
into a couple's home Sunday morning. Oops.
Showing that idiocy is gender neutral, a 37 year-old woman in Florida caused a two-vehicle
crash when she had her husband take the wheel from the passenger seat as she
shaved her nether region.
Sen. John Kerry called on the FDA to
abolish a "discriminatory" law that bars homosexual men
in the U.S. from donating blood, saying "not a single piece of scientific evidence
supports the ban." Hey John, can you spell AIDS?
So many idiots, so little space...
Till next week, keep your powder dry and don't believe everything they tell you.
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