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Last Updated: July 1, 2009 RERUNS
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This Explains A Lot philip.labasi1
 

The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947,
a little over 60 years  ago, witnesses claim that an un identified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer 
 



Letterman Friday Night, June 5

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Jimmy Kimmel Live Friday Night, June 26
 

Thousands of people have come to pay their respect to Michael Jackson. The line to see his star on Hollywood Boulevard stretches around the block. It's longer than the iPhone line.

Michael Jackson news has pretty much wiped out all other news — Iran, Iraq, North Korea, the economy . . . not even Jon and Kate get mentioned anymore, and that's important stuff.

With all the Michael Jackson news, we almost forgot that today is Bring Your Dog to Work Day. Which, for blind people, is every day.      

  



Courtesy: CaptBob
Dr. Timothy McCarthy while receiving a medical award for creativity,  reported his findings to the Fellows of plastic surgery, concluding with this case study: "Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House.

 

 

Conan O'Brien Friday Night, June 26
   

It’s been reported that Gov. Sanford’s mistress was a reporter for an Argentinean news channel. This makes Sanford just the latest Republican to claim he got screwed by the media.

Earlier today Sanford apologized to his Cabinet for having the affair with an Argentinean woman. In response, his Cabinet members said, “An apology is not good enough — we want photos.”

In Iran, opposition groups have announced that, from now on, they’re going to hold their protest rallies online. The protesters say they’re going to overthrow the Iranian regime, and then they’re going after that YouTube cat that plays the piano.

The new Transformers movie is a huge hit. Sources say that 65 General Motors cars were provided for the movie “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.” General Motors said they will be providing even more of their cars for next one, “Transforms III: Revenge of the Lemons.”   

    



Jimmy Fallon Friday Night, June 26 
 

Yesterday, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford met with his wife, Jenny, for the first time since admitting his affair. It did not go very well. The first thing he asked was, "Did I get any e-mail while I was away?"

The next thing he said was, "I got you a shot glass from the airport."

"Transformers II" has made more than $145 million worldwide. It's on track to be the biggest box office opening of all time. It's incredible — somebody has finally found a way to make money using American cars.

To promote the use of clean energy, a Swiss adventurist is going to fly around the world in a solar-powered airplane. He's just praying that nothing bad will happen . . . like night.    

 


 

Craig Fergusan Friday Night, June 26
 

Dick Cheney is writing his memoir. It's going to be called, "To Kill a Mockingbird While Aiming at Your Lawyer."

It will be published by Satan and Schuster.

Well, Schuster's not really involved.

Environmentalists say that living naked for a few hours a day will help save the earth. Somebody please keep this information away from Al Gore.  

  


 







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